Shrek the Musical - Story Of My Life Lyrics. GUARD: (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) GUARD: (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) Oh, dopped on a swamp. Lyrics for Story Of My Life by John Tartaglia feat. Shrek Ensemble. Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. (Pinocchio Spoken) I′ Original Story of My Life lyrics [Guard, spoken] Alright, when I call your name, step forward Pinocchio, the puppet [Pinocchio, spoken] I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy [Guard, spoken] That's your patch of mud down there [Pinocchio, spoken] Oh, dumped on a swamp Man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap (sung) Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That's the story of my life, oh yeah That's the story of my life [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending [Guard] Peter Pan [Peter Pan] Banished From the town [Guard] Ugly Duckling [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand Try YouTube Kids Learn more Comments are turned off. Learn more SHREK THE MUSICAL - Behind the Scenes | Award Winning Amateur Theatre Story of My Life Shrek Jr. accompaniment with Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Story Of My Life. . Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group Story Of My Life · John Tartaglia · Shrek Ensemble Shrek The Musical ℗ 2009 Decca Label Group Released on: Lyrics, Meaning & Videos: I Know It's Today, Who I'd Be, Freak Flag, Morning Person, When Words Fail, Travel Song, Don't Let Me Go, Story of My Life, I Think Find the lyrics and meaning of any song, and watch its music video. JlfWfu.